I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

What about mass outgoing dick pics? Better not blur those. Those are my money makers.

“We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!”