Honey, are those train tracks? … Yes looks like we’ll turn left on to the tracks for 1/2 a mile. Its a detour.

Someone might remember Bill 300 years from now as a bump on the road for Linux.

Very true. Now he’s out of debt. Its time someone asked him to pay for all the various things he didn’t pay for during both campaigns.

How do you heil a Tesla cab?..you don’t. Unless you want to end up rotting in a concentration camp in El Salvador. Fuck face is exactly the type who would rape you in the morning and then walk outside the room into the balcony and shoot an innocent bystander for no reason. See “Schindler’s list”. So you don’t.

Someone should probably complaint harder and use solar power instead of constantly trying to build up a nuclear threat.

Now let’s get back to all the mess the orange turd was doing last week.

He failed Trump steaks!

Who fails steaks? I’m vegan, but who fails steaks???

Bee keeping. Sell the comb and honey on etsy.

We’re like Pokémon! Everyone everywhere wants to catch us. At home they really want to send people to Guantanamo. Abroad they need to exchange us for people kidnapped in el Salvador.

Let’s not? I think we’ve had enough robots with AI for now. Thank you.

This looks like a cheese that went to college and graduated summa cum latte.

I know a guy who keeps cheese in a cellar specific for that cheese.

LOL… Get that guy instead! Strategy.

Here I am! What’s the squared root of 27,545,987531,885578,5884789.0644789* 367464787644.654224577!^675434784321347998900974376789.753345!

Don’t use a calculator.

Portobello mushrooms and beans to make a good cheese Burger torta. Just add tomatoes, oinion, lemon juice and mango slices plus a full avocado in slices…that’s $0.50 extra sir! Next!

Could we just create random fingerprints each time the website was visited?

The all new Honda space Odyssey! It has a great V6 rocket engine with a 6000 million mile timing belt. After that you can buy one at amazon but it lasts 4 miles or 6 minutes.

The internet is not for kids.

Yes, we get it! Its up! In America we just use that expression as a greeting.

What’s up?
Women points up with her finger…

Wow! Up is that way in America too!

Repeat after me… “Enshitification”!

Do you know who I am? Yeah in the series. Oh. How about in real life?