Someone said …or else! So they gave in?

My kids keep screwing Nintendo. The other day I saw my kid grab a Lego, he slid it on the table and then made it jump over an orange.

I’m waiting for the letter from their lawyers.

My gramma totally screwed Intel. She never used a computer in her entire life.

The first time I purposefully created a sysctl service and it worked it was indeed a really awesome feeling.

Just leave NATO and have a secret one without telling us at all.

All we would see is things like “the leaders of such and such had a meeting Wednesday at whatever place”

Looks like he’s wearing a floater under the suit.

In Washington state we have strong laws against hot pursuits for example to prevent police murders.

How about some of this stuff in a sonicator?

https://www.itwreagents.com/rest-of-world/en/product/tergitol-15-s-9-triton-x-100-replacement-/A9780

Did they find artifacts?

Structural hoses I assume?

If its Android or Apple don’t even bring it up.

Russia has tons of oil!

One I would have no problem with would be putin. trump can illegally prance putin in girl clothes for a month if he wants. But maybe we know more about Ukraine than Venezuela. Although we can see Venezuela and how most of their houses are not blown up to pieces.

So putin? Anybody?

The good thing is that I’m too old to go to war and my kids to young for that. Instead we’ll be part of the smithereens that you see in the background behind an obviously disturbed reporter. I’ll probably be a smudge in pinkish red color.

Wait…how about a probiotic condom or lube or both!

This way you and your partner can be happierest! I know I would try it if my partner wasn’t a psycho non sexual antimaniac. (Dull as fuck).

Has anyone seen my figs!? Anybody?

Wow! Very nice!

Your name was listed in a list of people who littered? Yeah that’s 20 years.

I will try it at some point. I agree, use docker.

Just hitch a ride on a Boeing. They’ll drop you off along the way sometimes.