Rolexes

Yup and hopefully untethered. The thought of being attached by a cord to my most expensive appliance would never let me be fully immersed

It’s all closed source trash. No one wants to get stuck with a $500 paperweight if meta decides to alter the deal further.

Fuck corporate social media

https://mastodon.social/@JxckS

Pfft typical

Invisible text that your browser understands but humans don’t? Yep that’s a thing.

E: OK the title is fucking whack but the article is actually very funny.

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

Did you hear that the KKK adopted a highway?

We can control the weather! It might just involve guillotining anyone who won’t stop using a private plane.

Good thing MBS bought them a Twitter so they don’t have to worry about another Arab spring

I mean IANA or whatever literally made up a standard where two letter TLDs were reserved for countries even if they aren’t how those countries refer to themselves, see gr for Greece. I’m assuming .io just stands for Indian Ocean in this case, which seems like probably not how the chagosans self identify. Then you have countries like Montenegro that have .me and realized it means something in English so capitalized on it by licensing a company to resell .me domains.

I don’t think I have any particular point other than I think it’s dumb to have a system of artificial scarcity be the only alternative to having to remember the IP of every damn site I want to use.

Right? Turns out all that Russia Russia Russia shit wasn’t me just smoking too much pot. Who knew?

Well yeah but then they’d have to expand the hiring pool beyond the dumbest jock you knew in high school and those people tend to balk at doing fascism so…

$ GPT how do we solve climate change?

GPT: command not found

$ cd /home/chatgpt

cd: command not found

I don’t really get either of these comments. No one should be using telegram for anything other than a discord clone, and of course the shady turds will gravitate to privacy-focused messaging apps. I mean presumably that’s why the turds chose telegram initially, they just fucked up the due diligence and thought telegram was secure because they credulously believed the founder dude who folded under state pressure.

Seems bad, however: europenus

Ranch it up! It’s 8:40 bro!!

I’m out until one of these can assist with my crank

Customer facing, so I think I wrote the one with the cat…