I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

Pokemon

Nothing like “possible” “consequences” for abuse of power

Whoops!

Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

Dance!

It doesn’t create a permanent product like the things you mentioned, but it’s definitely a method of artistic expression =)

Omigod they were screwmates…

I mean, if you’re aiming for infrastructure disruption, holding up an airport for several hours is certainly accomplishing that

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

Based

I don’t want to live on the same planet with anyone who would quote that statistic for any reason other than an emphatic demand for action to lower it

“We’re the good guys, right?”

Aims missile at children’s hospital

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Worse than a usual Scooby Doo case and better than a usual Ghostbusters case

Because it’s bad enough that it could be a real ghost, but not so bad that it couldn’t just be a guy in a costume

His VP is?