Rip 🪦 what are the tasting notes your grace 📝 🍫

It’s probably shit

If I make a typo, I try to keep as many of the letters on the page as possible - no need to throw them away and use new ones. Waste not.

Jesus fucking h Christ the actual state of the nation rn rip / lol / fml fuck fuck fuck

Sure just make sure the gangplank is wide enough to fit the clown shoes right otherwise you could fall off and lose your bag of silk handkerchiefs etc

Yeah looking at the situation it was pretty reasonable to assume he was dead. Refusal to allow any meetings, threats of gang violence etc. Obviously good to see he is still alive, honestly great job by the senator for actually getting to see him in person.

Yeah this is the headline to be honest. I kinda assumed he was too thick so maybe it was somebody else’s idea but whatever. Looks like that was the play afaict

Yeah looking back this is going to get its own chapter at least, if not its own fucking section in non-fiction / history / American history

Rip

It’s a relevance based award system not a novelty based system so I’ll inform the committee but that’s quite normal

Fucking spectacular meme bravo contender for meme of the month at least if not quarter

Nah I’d say vandalising existing teslas definitely does something. It drives the narrative that this vehicle is a fucking liability and makes it difficult to ignore. I’m not condoning damaging peoples cars mind you, if it’s an older one they might just be caught in the crossfire. Nevertheless, it’s only a car.

Good point somebody make a note of that

Fuck putin, fuck oligarchs

Oh no! Anyway……… 🚙

I personally think that only about 70% of melon should be liquidated, and the rest should be on a pike at the south end of tower bridge

This is the fucking thing this is the fucking thing

Jeeeeeeezus fucking Christ

“The tube is full of Arsenal fans, Drayton park is closed and the pubs are full of home fans. Is there an Arsenal game on?”

Fuckers going to be arguing with you all the way to half time “bro if they call the game off now it technically won’t have happened”

If it looks like a duck walks like a duck quacks like a duck then it’s a fucking duck

Pretty obvious sabotage imo