I don’t think he’s actually even as coherent as his social media feed implies.

One of the CEO 's: “we need to do more about food security”.

How about you pony up of some IT security?

It’s a plausible onion.

I’m reasonably sure I’m eating the onion here, but…

Calling that “politics” is like calling me a car because I make brrm brrm noises.

Oh, totes agree!

Them: “text is too ambiguous online, let’s add emojis to help…”

Me: “I don’t know what those emoji mean and at this point I’m afraid to ask”

Because they think of themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires rather than wage slaves.

If I’m reading that right (which obviously I’m not), you’d “love to buy a tiny violin?”

It’s vibe coded, who knows what else it’s doing?

The same applies to the genuine article too though.

It’s a remarkably effective argument for vegetarianism.

Exactly what I was doing too.

But no, this guy’s dick couldn’t stand for there to be any gaps.

I initially read this as something useful:

Slow down the update loop thing by 1000x while loading to reduce overhead.

Which seems like a nice thing to do.

Single lane road in a surging queue of traffic. Apparently this chump figured that tailgating me would make the rest of the traffic go away.

Righteous.

He deserves to die because he’s not using the road to my satisfaction by proxy through his parent/guardian/driver.

/S just in case, this is the internet.

Having experienced indignant tailgaters that quite clearly indicated that they’d prefer me and my whole family dead except that it would have scratched their truck’s paint.

This is exactly how driving works. If you’re not using the road to my satisfaction you deserve to die.

Well not everyone, there are those 800 billionaires and about 40 million Americans; but everyone else? Yeah.

Firefox.

They let you do it when you’re rich.