Fellas, is it “unclassy” to wish harm upon those whose entire fucking identity is causing harm to others?

Yep. He’s “partly joking” about everything right up until the second he isn’t.

I’ve found countless spray bottles where the straw goes straight down and ends 10-15mm above even the raised hump in the middle of the bottom.

Based on the tremendous lack of meaningful action (no, peaceful protests don’t count) we’ve seen from ostensibly progressive 'Murricans claiming to be fed up with this shit, I’m not gonna hold my breath.

the sources claim that the Start menu is getting a full rewrite in WinUI 3, which will make it 60% more responsive

Oh good, that’ll bring it all the way up to a third as responsive as the Windows 7 one was.

Froot Loops has always been that way. Back when I was a kid, they only had three colours - red, orange, and yellow - and I remember being bothered that they had to repeat one of them. Problem got solved when they rolled out green.

Cheeto Benito inadvertently doing more to drive renewables and electric cars than any previous incentives definitely isn’t something i had on my bingo card.