

Opens Hell Menu? That sounds like fun.


Opens Hell Menu? That sounds like fun.


That’s because they all adapt to local workers laws. That’s how you know they would absolutely fuck us every which way if they could, hence why we (French people) need this sort of reminder.
Alas I doubt this would even show up in the news.


That’s the way it works in France (and other EU countries, I assume?). We literally have to have a workers reprensative council past a certain number of employees.


Eh, we are already unionized in France. The difference is we have laws protecting workers so they can’t just shut a studio down willy nilly.


Oh no, poor AI won’t know where to feed anymore. Anyway…


Oh dear. That sounds like a super-villain origin story. “I just wanted to develop an AI capable of bringing back my dead child to life!” Another broken soul with too much power…


Fuckin hell, all I wanted was to keep my Skydrive. That’s fuckin it. Nothing more.
sigh I’m gonna have to switch to some self hosted bullshit ain’t I? It’s gonna be back to ye old “let’s save today’s photos from my phone onto my machine” bullshit?
Oh I remember years ago my project manager worried I was not at my desk typing and I had to explain to him that my brain was constantly thinking about the code. Even while on breaks, even at night, 24/7 essentially. It took time to convince him but thankfully my senior knew I wasnt bullshit ting because he was seeing my code. I did burn out after two years, obviously.


Sure, but I’ve a guy working with me who’s supposed to have ten years xp in the tech we use, and he’s pretty fucking useless.
Meanwhile the young front-end dev who didn’t know any of our tech turns out to learn everything we throw at her after one explanation.
Pure tech eval would’ve meant throwing her away after reading her cv.


Telling me your blood type or astrological signs is as useful as telling me your certifications and years of experience, these days.


It’s funny to read the reactions and the people not understanding that programming questions are not enough to judge you. We need people with functioning brains and that usually means problem solving skills. And sometimes the problems are fucking idiotic! Nobody cares about the light switches. We want to see how you think. We want people who don’t give up if they can’t look it up.
You think you’re hot shit because you learnt the latest trendy language? I’ve wasted entire days with people like that because they couldn’t be fucking arsed reading error messages and figuring things out by themselves.


À complete mystery. We probably need more AI.


That’s what happens when your artists are not technically literate. I worked with photographers / videographers for a bit and I had to explain to them that no, you can’t just copy paste your 40Mb photos onto the online gallery, even if yes, the Web page will just resize them. We don’t actually need a full gallery of 600dpi files online thanks.
Feckin muppets.


You ever heard of the fit girl? She does this to every single game she touches and it is amazing to see.


Somebody set us up the bomb!


That’s certainly one way to phrase it, comrade.


That person and I seem to be doing similar jobs because I certainly would take on that challenge (SAML is such a fucking nightmare…)


Ah ben c’est marrant, ma femme me parlait de Mediamarkt, apparemment aussi racheté. Et je lui expliquais que c’était le pendant allemand de la Fnuck. Je vois que l’étau se ressert…


Well, people are not making babies anymore. Clearly it’s because they are being turned gay. So surely if you suppress the gay everybody will make babies again! /s
If you tested whether those files had healthy seeds on the Net, that would actually be a pretty cool idea. But I have some rather rare Linux ISOs that definitely don’t get seeded anymore so those I would want to not lose and actually backup.