They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

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such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

Except that video is not turning me on

My hair all year since I shower in January

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.