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Do you want to be blessed?

A lemmy account. Now it’s a piefed account.

Clearly that’s why you need someone into oral. They’ll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I’m going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!

I always remember the ‘asian vagina’ rumor to be that it was sideways. Even as a kid I knew that one was stupid. How the fuck was it going to fit in the same position if it was sideways?

They went the extra mile and were rolled in on a hospital bed. That was their last view.

Oh yeah, the harlem shake. I was just clearing out old pictures from my backup drive and found one of those.

It’s the age old sneaking things past the censors. It works because the kids don’t have the concepts to even think about this in that manner. Also, the brevity of it in the actual animation means even the understanding children and adults aren’t processing this as a thing, but a mere moment in the action.

I still remember that old ‘11 dolphins or intimate embrace’ graphic, and my own transition from seeing the dolphins to the couple.

TBF the image of squirting in porn is just watersports with a different name. It allows them to enjoy something taboo while calling it something ‘acceptable.’ This is just straight up talking about dried, crusty must being cleaned by tongue.

Btw, you don’t even notice it.

What’s the old joke about men not having a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money? I now have a new reason to slot in.

Shitposts was alive and well before violet, and it will be alive and well when the cia gets bored.

Huh. I’ve never thought about this before, but as a question to all the folks with an enlarged prostate, do you get extra sensation back there?

Furry: whines softly and wags tail

Then starts licking you or something. Just don’t make eye contact and you won’t get your leg peed on.

I think I prefer to lick his taint while I’m humming to really tickle his glans. It’s difficult to get the humming right when you bob deep enough, but with some practice it’s almost second nature.

I’ve got a thing for something something the extremes

something something somethings find in magazines.

Damn, what sort of magician’s tricks are they playing with the lighting? No way is a pair of shorts that vibrant.

Fancy bingo, like you’ll find in old folks’ homes, has different patterns each go round. So just imagine that in this round it’s anything goes.

I’ll gargle your buff homies like a frying pan gargles donuts. Send em my way.

I mean, the idea of pickling had to come from somewhere. I like this headcanon.

that’s a helluva double entendre given your fedi instance heh

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How is it nothing but archives? I’m literally posting from it.