2nd kitty has a sweet moustache

Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime.

Lmao this has my rolling

Would be hilarious if Hollywood moved away from chess to show someone being smart and instead showed them yelling at teammates in League of Legends.

Moran*

It was 42 for me specifically. Good luck!

spicy foods upset my stomach (I can eat them, but it has consequences).

Same. It sucks. My brothers have continually given me shit for decades for being a bitch that doesn’t like spicy wings. I’m like “dudes, it’s not that I don’t enjoy the taste, it’s that my stomach will literally cramp up 4 hours from now and I’ll be shitting pain.”

They don’t care.

I can also measurable lower my heart rate by conscious effort alone

I read somewhere a while back that people can learn to do this with training and a visualization. If you have a heart rate monitor that shows different color shades depending on your rate, apparently people can learn focus on making the color turn green and lowering their heart rate.

Exactly! And in this case, “what’s it” is having knees that don’t hurt.

The craziest one was when we had a staff lunch, and she was like “Jimmy johns, roast beef, with mustard and hot peppers mix”

Next time she does that, say “joke’s on you, I actually just went down on the neighbor lady” and see how she reacts.

I thought everyone could do this. That’s a super power?!

I used to wonder why adults didn’t run up the stairs. I figured adults must just be no fun and didn’t want to look silly running upstairs.

So all throughout my childhood, teens, 20s, and 30s I would usually run up my stairs because it just felt natural. Then not too far into my 40s, my knee was just like “nope”.

Now I have to walk upstairs, which is lame as hell.

“awww shiiiiitttt I’m about to be punched in the face”

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“Ouch!”

I was just talking about that same comparison yesterday! There are some big business interests in keeping older industries going. Whether it’s oil and gas, meat, or whatever. It takes a ton of political pressure over time to make change, but the truly biggest driver is cost. Once the alternative becomes cheaper, it will snowball.

My experience with elderly relatives is that all caps is the only way they can read the screen.

This was his response. Very sane. Very calm. Not at all unhinged.

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I… I didn’t know you could do that.

It depends on the version of Lemmy that your instance is running. My account is on sh.itjust.works which upgraded Lemmy versions a few months ago. Apparently it changed a parameter name that keeps track if a post has been read or not.

So on Sync, you can click on posts, but they never show as read. It’s super annoying, so I went back to Voyager.

I used to use RiF and loved Sync for Lemmy too. I just wish the developer would fix the bug for posts showing unread! It’s completely stopped me from using the app for something like 6 months now.