Fishing Life is pretty fun, and Seabeard (although this one does have ads.) If you like card games, maybe something like Hearthstone, which is a strategic card battle but you don’t have to take it too seriously.

I started looking into cozy games on my phone so anytime I get the urge to doomscroll I turn to that instead.

90 years of doing Satan’s work, he can go back home where he belongs now.

He seems to know a lot about “young boys.”

It’s like imperialism is in their DNA or something… it’s okay. The UK can always join the bad guys league with USA, North Korea, and Russia.