I mean, aside from all those times I shoplifted, back in the day…

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

So they listened to the repeatedly shared meme, then?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

My power inverter would beg to differ.

Even Dr. King had disparaging words for people like that.

Does that babby hate its meat?

Rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice are still expected to perform.

Considering the events of the past week, that seems to be the most likely action he’ll take.

Some of my favorites include:

The Mysterious Cities of Gold

Spartakus and The Sun Beneath The Sea

ALF

Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors