sky daddy can’t hear your cries

Have you tried Uncrustables?

Don’t people just look at the baby’s sex in the sonogram?

This is my clarinet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Just one bag of chippi

He is the best choice to defeat a Republican in the Senate.

I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.

I don’t understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren’t in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you’re registered to vote in.

Ok but there’s a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern

Gas prices skyrocket

Goose or duck

A mailman is a letter carrier.

I imagined they would be squatting for shits

He also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen

Maybe spamming children should be illegal

yes

Androids

Bring back dumb phones

Coming up with creative titles can be the hardest part to posting

The past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.