Oliver Stone and Spike Lee were cashing in on the story in 2006…so?

One of the most memorable examples of bravery I’ve witnessed was my Italian coworker who straightened his back and said with firm conviction that he enjoys pineapple on pizza.

This rings true. Of course, you can get the odd philanthropist here and there, but they’re the exception. One of the problems other than the billionaires’ insatiable greed is that they know how much everyone hates them. And instead of showing people that they’re worthy of love, they choose to hate everyone right back. Where this circle started is like the chicken and the egg.

Don’t get me started on the ones in the US and the Philippines, where they’re filled up like a teacup with toilet water so that you can accidentally dip the tip while trying to relax. And the Dutch ones with the inspection shelf? No thanks.

That was the right thing to do. 😄

Just wait till you hear about popular Norwegian names, like Simen (pronounced exactly the way you think).

Also make sure you mind your fart when on the road. Norwegian police are quite strict about that and could give you a fartsbot if you don’t comply.

Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?

True culture. I’m actually pretty sure the chords were correctly animated

I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent

It’s currently at 666, so I can’t upvote it. Hail Satan.

If you beat me off, I will come on your property.

Actually, if you’re from there, it’s Peel-a-penis.

Oh Jesus on a broomstick, you didn’t censor the first vowel…I nearly went blind!

This is not even worthy of being called a shitpost.

That wood’s got wood.

I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.

Norway: kjøttkaker i brun saus (fried meatballs in gravy). “Grand Declaration of War” by Satyricon is a good introduction to Norwegian Black Metal. Any book by Jo Nesbø is a page turner, but if you want a true classic, go for Edda (collection of old Viking poems).

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Everyone should beg for meaningless, repetitive work… And they should be grateful for it.

Heaven’s sakes, I didn’t need to imagine that just before bed.