The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

“If the shoreline fits”

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement

Or maybe metric should measure in Hartleys

NyQuil. No!