This is a great start, but this one is showing its age, and could use an update.

I’m glad that you’re happy with it, but you couldn’t pay me to use a Xiaomi product.

At the risk of sounding like an out of touch janny, what’s a janny?

Republicans would be upset about Wikipedia being censored if they knew how to read.

It’s possible to hate a country and also be forced to capitulate to it (or die trying to resist, if you don’t have a family that you care about).

The countries under discussion are democratic republics, aren’t they? If so, then age verification is what the people voted for, not an insidious plot by “they”.

That is some serious dependency inversion.