now this is shitposting
*puts on racer goggles*

Yeah I’ve got a few mates. I see them maybe once or twice a year. It’s… it’s fine

I just think back to that one social butterfly friend I had, who would invite me out 2-3 times a week. Night and day to how I live now

I had a friend who had friends. They were my friends, until I lost that friend, and went back to zero again

dont bring that toxicity here, be better

I think it’s like “beating you to death methodically with the same brick”, with brick being a re-used argument or trick they use

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“Fossil Fuels” is the white guy for anyone initially really confused by this metaphor

Extremely Relevant Mitchell&Webb

That is incorrect Dave, the pod bay doors are wide open as evidenced by the temperature dropping to sub zero temperatures

https://www.amazon.co.uk/slc/hub?useAiMode=1

And also that we like to go down on people

But at least she never got a yeast infection

All the cool kids held their cigarettes pinched between thumb and second finger. None of this first and second finger V-shape weakness

Same. Hell I remember wearing a Benson&Hedges sports cap (oxymoron if I heard one…) up until the age of 16, despite having never smoked

I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted so any mention of HP sauce should be frowned on

I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.

Anyway, fuck JK

Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*

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It was pretty accurate about my interests which I saw no problem with (“prefers reliable open source ecosystems”), but took issue with it guessing the size of my family, so I updated it to say that I live in an underground bunker with 10 others in a polycule.

I also updated my halloween decoration preferences to suggest I fight crime at night

Can’t wait to see what my next searches are like 👀

BBC News yes, BBC programming in general? Haven’t seen it

That sounds like a YOU problem, and not like a ME problem. Why don’t YOU be more like ME?