I wondered what the most tacky Che Guevara merch would be, and decided it was his face on a beanie.

A pre-set rat trap.

But the real appeal of mass market chocolate like Hershey’s has always been its cheapness.

There it is.

Kid with a flipper zero: hold my capri sun

Blackmailr? Shoot, sign me up! Intake question 1: Have you ever whacked it on a plane to join the “half-mile-high club?”

Yeah, this is some shit. I miss the days when you could pay like $50 for a year and got a card that discounted 10% off everything. I abused that thing.

Look at you, bragging about your working check engine light

Second Linux Mint. I have a Surface that absolutely slogged under Windows 10 with 4gb ram. Mint gave me a ton of headroom to work with.

“Not now son, I’m stuck in the washing machine!”

We see a lot of BLTA’s at restaurants here in the US: a BLT with a couple slices of avocado on top. I’d give that a try as well. Also when checking for ripeness, I usually press the stem area with my thumb slightly. If it gives a little bit, it’s good to go. If it’s rock hard, skip it.

Oh naur me norks

Steam EVA Unit is my pick.

I know, I like the meme, and we can have fun here :)

I do, but for other reasons. Some teas are way stronger than others (orange pekoe can be particularly harsh) but doing a cold brew method is more gentle. I like Moroccan mint green tea as a luxury item once in a while, and it’s pretty soothing on the stomach.

Unsweetened iced tea. I go through a couple gallons a week. But it can’t have preservatives/bitterants in it (citric acid is common) because those taste nasty, so it’s hard to just go buy a gallon somewhere. I’d make it myself but it’s hard to keep up with the pace.

“Wait a second…is that from the ‘83 tour?!”

all modern ones

laughs in outdated aircraft that always run my route

Posting is like Monsters Inc. for dopamine. You can get dopamine out of being a dick, sure. But you can also be friendly and polite and get dopamine that way, and be far more helpful to everyone along the way. Some people have wired themselves for the first way, and it’s unfortunate.

tee hee :3