Double the service? No. Maybe consider it “budget airline plus.” The measurements of the seat and getting a little screen/refreshments will be the real difference.

Prices mysteriously go up about a week before prime day sales, then drop to a few dollars below normal, scream “39% off” and you feel like you beat the system.

The gator I had was fried and it was like darker-than-dark-meat chicken.

Quail is pretty good.

Looney tunes factory music playing all the way

“I know what I got”

I am in the same boat. Currently forcing myself to get into D&D even though I’m completely shit at math, creative writing, art, and am not fantasy genre savvy. I want to create a homebrew game for my spouse that they’ll (hopefully) enjoy. It’s been really challenging so far but also a lot of fun.

“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”

I’m seeing a lot of black licorice mentions, but there’s a special hell for Läkerol’s menthol black licorice.

Ah, the ol in haec verba Tarantino rule

The Federal Toothless Commission at this point?

Bulldoze the community garden and replace it with glass

This is my sermon

“Swamp gas”

The Apple Store will use Lyft for same-day. I had a laptop charger die on me and wasn’t in any position to drive out for a new one. It was sketchy to say the least.

I loved them back when they were popular in the mid-late 2010s. Why? Confused people at the urinals.

The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations

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PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker

In Northern California, we had 767-####. Literally any four numbers you like. Easiest to remember was 767-2676 (POPCORN) and it would give you the exact time of day. Interesting history.

Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek