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Would this be doable?

pumpkin vine greens and pumpkin root flakes

Those are edible?

Sir, this is !foodporn@lemmy.world.

@sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org

Remember u/morejpeg_auto from The Other Place? Someone could probably make a “highersat_auto” bot to do this…

What is the blue liquid and why is it so blue?

Nice! You should crosspost this to !pasta@lemmy.world :)

I don’t understand why people complain about high calorie food. Just eat less of it. It will last longer, and be cheaper in the long run.

a tunnel in Las Vegas

No that’s the Loop. No one has built a hyperloop yet, beyond a few short test tracks.

How much is a grind of pepper?

What direction are the items travelling? The framerate is low enough that I can’t be sure…

In this case, I think it is the BBQ which is charcoal, not the ribs.

Thanks for the detailed reply! I’ll have to try the original flavour again; haven’t had it for a while.

Now I’m wondering what the typo was. ''Pizza steal"? “Prone to lust”?

Damn, that looks delicious. I need to make some ramen soon.

Question: Why not use the chicken flavour instead of the original flavour if you are adding chicken? Wouldn’t more chicken flavour be better? :)

Honeycrisp gang, unite!

“I’ll take the box.”

“Stupid! You so stupid!”

What I said is “give me all the bacon you have”.

And also up yours.

God is up all our asses on this blessed day.

People often say “god is everywhere”, or whatever. Just invent a religion and decree that your house is a church of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_drinking_age

Seventeen states (Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Florida, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, and Wyoming) and the District of Columbia have laws against possession of alcohol by minors, but they do not prohibit its consumption by minors.

Fourteen states (Alaska, Colorado, Delaware, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Ohio, Oregon, Texas, Wisconsin, and Virginia) specifically permit minors to drink alcohol given to them by their parents or by someone entrusted by their parents.^[1]^

Many states also permit the drinking of alcohol under the age of 21 for religious or health reasons.

If you’re in one of the above states, it’s probably fine as long as you’re with her. As a backup, just invent your own religion that has a special ceremony at age 5, consisting of this exact meal, with wine.