i mean guinea pigs were originally bred as a replacement food source for ocean voyages as it tasted the same as a pig but was way smaller

thus the name (morski prašiček - sea piglet in slovene)

slovene aswell

for a start, we can try letting a couple form without a US backed coup?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change

you sound like a win*ows user