My Apple IIC was the stuff back in the 80s.

It was also the last Apple product I owned.

Do you consider yourself attracted to AI, cartoons, and or wax figures? Or do withhold judgment until you find out if they are human?

I was gonna make a point, but then I got high.

I was posting while smoking a joint, so I was Hiiiiiiiigh.

Now they mocking me in the reply, and I know why.

“Why cuz”

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high

I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

The original was so good.

I spent a ridiculous amount of time on my Apple IIc editing levels as a kid.

If it lost your files after constantly fighting you about where to save them, you would.

Plus the whole not asking to install, then begging for money to upgrade a service you never asked for. Until you finally have to waste hours learning how to completely disable it and get it off of every machine you own…

That breeds some resentment.

They don’t need to actually unblock everything. They just need to convince their advertisers and stock holders they are.

Don’t worry, I have been using the powerful technology of “the mute button” and “doing other stuff” since before cable TV existed. We always have alternatives.

Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and dead bodies to the kitchen.” Mutant League Football.

Low T league and high T league.

Maybe a middle T league?

I’m sure we can work it out.

E Sports. Liquid bread and electronic circus.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Just volunteer to go to Ukraine, then surrender. Try not to get raped by your own guys!

To get my codes you have to play Alone in the Dark 2, and have the original 2 sided playing cards, then translate that into Brittanic runes and find the latitude and longitude of the given city on a cloth map from the original Ulitma.

Lol, the old days of RTMF.

When I played this back in 94-95 I had already read that manual on the ride home from buying the game, as was standard for the time (along with wearing an onion on my belt). Had to read that thing, as it took a sack of dimes and an overnight download of I wanted an actual guide or something.

Others have already given most of the advice I would have given. (Go Decker for your first game. Is easier, more thematic, and I think more fun. You can then hire some muscle to help fight.)

Quick tips for a Decker: Get Sleeze and Mask up fast, then start stealing data. This gets you a ton of Karma and money faster than other grinds. Get the Excalibur asap.

Edit: Since I mentioned Decker. Here is a very dense but detailed explanation of how decking works in the game. It looks cartoony, but is quite complicated: https://shadowrun.fandom.com/wiki/Shadowrun_(Sega)/Game_mechanics_of_the_Matrix

Here’s the guide I used when I replayed it in 2003 (I still own my Sega, not on emulator, which is apparently harder due to latency in combat) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/genesis/366854-shadowrun/faqs/12296

It’s the only game that really does what it does, but it has a learning curve like a brick wall, and a combo of UI & certain mechanics that make it harder than it needs to be. I still keep playing it…

If you yearn for complex space logistics with some first person space combat sprinkled on top, and can tolerate obtuse mechanics and some bugs, it’s quite fun.