Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingmessage-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down16
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareI have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judgingDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 hours agoWell, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh. But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK? What a weird fucking question!
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoTry this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.
Well, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh.
But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK?
What a weird fucking question!
Try this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.