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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Put the fish down.

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Put the fish down.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    quickly jots down notes, “go fishing… catch fish… show to barbie.” got it, now what? I’m recently single after a long marriage, HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Talk to them. Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app and listen. Be a good dude.

      • Baron Von J@lemmy.world
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        Just put a picture of yourself smiling nicely on your dating app

        About that … https://healthland.time.com/2011/05/27/advice-for-online-daters-if-youre-a-guy-dont-smile/

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          I can say that would turn me off.

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            Yeah, it’s a broad generalization, and the article is 12 years old so trends may have changed since then.

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              Maybe because I’m almost 50 and tired, but I just want someone who is nice to me.

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                I gave up after my second divorce, I hope you have better luck. Beware, most seem to be looking for free everything with no work for them.

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      HOW DO I ATRACT WOMEN?11!?!

      Excessive amounts of Axe or Old Spice. Those ads would never lie about their efficiency!

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        This is the helpful advice I was looking for! Heh

        20 years later…. Why am I still single?!?1 I followed expert advice from Lenny!!!

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