WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
If they aren’t, then it’s best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.
Detain them!
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
Why can’t Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.
The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
You don’t need, that comma.
But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.
I’m not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.
No down vote from the perpetrator.
Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.
But I didn’t want the pause that long.
Did you try…two periods instead of three?
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would “justify” an attempt at US military “intervention”
tinfoils maybe Usha thinks “they’ll” kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she’s taking her husband as insurance that won’t happen.
Untinfoils most likely she knows they’re hated and doesn’t want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she’s unwanted.
Vance Def gives me family killer vibes
Hey Denmark, keep him
Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.
On their way back, they get detained by ICE
Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!
I hope they get a cavity search too!
I hope they will freeze to death.
Slowly.
Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.
Brutally attacked and shredded to pieces by a walrus.
He’ll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.
Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.
$800, or about 5€.
Funny, that’s gonna be the exchange rate soon
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If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s
Terrible… For the whole world
An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this
I was imagining more like an angry mob.
he’ll probably need to apply for a VISA card now
Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive
I’ve heard that Greenland crime is very high this time of year. It’s when the pre-April Hygge gang trials typically take place with irresponsible snowmobile racing that can be frankly deadly. The Greenlandic government should call the Danish army to provide a 24-7 heavy armed escort to these VIPs. For their own protection. Who knows when a Hygge snowmobile night attack.
That’s so aggressive, but not new. Let’s not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.
Hope he has a bad time
