• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    In kindergarten, I was in a pencil-sharpening contest with 2 girls. They colluded to say I lost, and my sense of justice was insulted. So I declared that “girls are toilets” and spent the next hour in time-out.

    • railway692@piefed.zip
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      They colluded to say I lost

      I retroactively absolve of your sin. Those two girls absolutely were being toilets.