PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoPerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themmessage-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squarePerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square20linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 day agoMan, who packs their kid’s lunch in the shower Anyway, just shows I don’t have what it takes to be a parent
minus-squarenymnympseudonym@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day ago I don’t have what it takes to be a parent All it takes is the creativity you get when high. You know what fruit kids will eat? Apple chips, Mango chips, dehydrated strawberries, frozen blueberries The same fruits you crave when really high
minus-squareRebekahWSD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoI really liked bananas as a kid. Not dried, just bananas. Frozen were okay, but still just liked them as is.
Man, who packs their kid’s lunch in the shower
Anyway, just shows I don’t have what it takes to be a parent
All it takes is the creativity you get when high. You know what fruit kids will eat? Apple chips, Mango chips, dehydrated strawberries, frozen blueberries
The same fruits you crave when really high
I really liked bananas as a kid. Not dried, just bananas. Frozen were okay, but still just liked them as is.