tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 年前You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down15
arrow-up1102arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.imagisphe.retetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 年前message-square81linkfedilink
minus-squareTracaine@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Pump action umbrella
You got me back with the tent