[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 个月前You die and get reincarnated as alien species (keeping all your memories), and you found out that your species is planning to destroy Earth, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareYou die and get reincarnated as alien species (keeping all your memories), and you found out that your species is planning to destroy Earth, what do you do?[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 个月前message-square45linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 个月前Tell them about zoo theory and that Earth would better serve us as a reality TV show. We don’t even have to do anything, they’re already broadcasting this whole shitshow!
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 个月前But then they would have to replan the highway.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 个月前All that much less time to recite shitty poetry! Everyone wins!
Tell them about zoo theory and that Earth would better serve us as a reality TV show. We don’t even have to do anything, they’re already broadcasting this whole shitshow!
But then they would have to replan the highway.
All that much less time to recite shitty poetry! Everyone wins!