adolf probably

Bartholomew

Edit: The award for coolest baby name goes to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced “I just made appointments for three people named Unique today”

Elon

Perhaps not the worst, but I’ve had it with anything that rhymes with Aiden

Elon

abcdefg, or whatever musk is naming his children. anna rexxia, ellis dee, crystal methvin, and crystal methany.

i know someone named dallas, pretty much a pornstar name, and austin powers.

Colón

Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

Pubert has a lovely ring to it.

Tobert.

Braxton

Moistopher

Fey-Lea

Dickson