⚠️ Trade offer ⚠️
I relieve:
- Basic human respect.
- Headpats.
You receive:
- My eternal love.
- Tech support.
- 4.5h infodump about my favorite game.
Please give me the number of who views a 4.5h info dump a positive. I just annoy my current partner 🙃
If the topic is interesting, info dumps can be quite nice
*pats you on your head* there you go buddy.
Do you have an afternoon to talk about Halfquake?
I don’t know, do I? Never heard of it.
It’s a Half-Life mod where you have to navigate through an insanely deadly maze by solving movement puzzles, to the amusement of a sadistic commentator and audience, without knowing why you’re even in there. Level design is unique and minimalist, the soundtrack is absolutely awesome.
And it came out 5 years before Portal.Insanely deadly, as in super hard to beat?
I wouldn’t call it super hard, but you usually die a few dozen times per level until you’ve figured out the solution to reach the next one.
And there are over 100 levels.It’s extremely frustrating at times, and that is the point. The game immerses you in the experience of being a trapped lab rat.
It’s not a relaxing, fun game.Mhm… do you know Celeste? Especially your first sentences remind me of it.
yes hello can I get a sample of that infodump pls
Thank you!
never offer tech support
headpats So is Touhou a style or is it a shoot 'em up game?
I accept. Good person. There there.
I’m not trans but this is me.
I mean it’s not gender specific so I feel like anyone can relate to it. Everyone wants basic human respect and headpats are also pretty nice.
Same
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Is it Dwarf Fortress?
Touhou. But I do love Dwarf Fortress as well.
I just looked up touhou and Holly shit, i don’t think i could keep up, but ill listen to anyone excited about a topic for awhile, it’s fun
tech support?? that’s going a bit far I think
ok but if everyone would accept me when coming out I think it would be worth it…
I mean I once listened to my sister talk about buttonholes for like an hour, so deal. Who knew there were so many different kinds of buttonholes?
Pat x 10,000
Counteroffer: you can have respect and headpats but then you stfu about the game and just worship me while setting the clock on my vcr.
Deal?
“respect”
Good tech support ain’t cheap, I’ll pay in the coin of the realm
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