GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?message-squaremessage-square356linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down121file-text
arrow-up1364arrow-down1message-squareWhat phrases/sentences instantly reveal someone as a chud?GrammarPolice@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square356linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up92arrow-down3·3 months ago“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
minus-squareSaneMartigan@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·3 months ago“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months agoIf you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably. /s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoBut what if I do hate everyone?
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoThen you’re a misanthrope! You turn into a Miss every full moon.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThis may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYou are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoScrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
minus-squaretyler@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoWe used to joke like this because it was such a dead giveaway that someone was racist. We started saying things like “I’m not racist but the weather is fantastic today!” Or “I’m not sexist, but do you think it’s gonna rain?”
minus-square6stringringer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoQ: How does every racist joke begin? A: With a look over each shoulder?🥸
“I’m not racist, but <insert extremely racist take here>.”
“I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.”
If you truly weren’t racist, you would hate everyone equitably.
/s (this isn’t really sarcastic but its meant as a joke and I’m too tired to figure out how to express that)
I’m not a joker, but I’d do it like: “/jk”
But what if I do hate everyone?
Then you’re a misanthrope!
You turn into a Miss every full moon.
This may provide some more insight into how I end the night at every social event that I attend post covid.
You are not alone. Unfortunately none of us give a shit enough to say hey what’s up fellow non shit giver? How the heck is your day going?
Scrolled to find this. Originally I was going to comment with “I’m not racist or anything”. Close enough for jazz.
We used to joke like this because it was such a dead giveaway that someone was racist. We started saying things like “I’m not racist but the weather is fantastic today!” Or “I’m not sexist, but do you think it’s gonna rain?”
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Q: How does every racist joke begin? A: With a look over each shoulder?🥸
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