A fanciful bike ride, the universe in harmony as one of its treasures is unlocked
Hahahaha, honestly god tier condiment. This just made me realize that I currently have chicken in my fridge and no honey mustard and now I feel like a chump lol
I can only assume you haven’t tried LSD
Only a couple hundred times. But that’s just how much i love honey mustard. Now im shower thinking about honey mustard fractals
Honey Mustard Fractals would be a great name for a Trance-step record
Oh sweeeet, didn’t know we had one of these yet
Tripping on acid and eating honey mustard. This post now makes a lot more sense! Upvoted <3
The thought of this is making my brain writhe around and scream in ecstatic agony.
Unless they didnt like the taste 🤣
Nobody who disliked mustard on its own would try it mixed with something else, everyone loves honey it’s sweet, ergo the first person who combined them definitely had this experience.
Chiming in as someone who doesn’t like honey on its own. The texture and its, to me, overtly sweet taste, makes me recoil. But I do like it mixed with other things! So I would’ve been one of the people going, “Maybe this mustard can fix this honey?” Hahaha.
I don’t care for honey.
That’s not possible, literally everyone loves honey it’s sweet
Imagine if you mixed LSD into honey mustard. Your nuggies would whisper dark secrets to you as you ate them.
Given that people in the past used both honey and mustard in poultices, there is a non-zero chance that someone discovered this particular combination while inadvertently licking their fingers after treating a gangrenous wound. “Damn, Sir Richard, you’ll be losing the leg, but taste this - it’s amazing.”
Good morning to you too! Can’t wait to dig in to my breakfast now 😭 RIP to Sir Richard. Quite literally, with that leg of his 🫡
They… panicked and sped home with their bicycle?
Come on papa, your end is the means
Don’t trade your love and goodness for the golden machine
You run for the money
Must have been some Mad Honey.
I’ve been wanting to get my hands on that like forever
Ooo i gotta try that








