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    5 days ago

    “Wait, first how old is she?”
    “Oh, she’s fiftee…”
    “TOO OLD! You, how old is your daughter?”
    “Hmmm, she…she’s 12.”
    “I suppose that’ll do. Take me to your daughter. Does she have any much younger friends?”

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        “Yes. She does.”
        {The obese orange paedo alien starts moaning and dribbling}
        “Is the alien excited or just having another stroke? Oh, it’s shit it’s pants…it’s a stroke.”