My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
Maybe it’s 'cause they don’t have bidets? Your ass knew better than to go through that TP hell.
Europe isnt a primarily bidet country.
Also you can’t summarize Europe as a single entity.
So even my claim aint holding much value
Oh but of cooouurseee it’s a country, what, you think it’s a continent? You’re such a scallywag!
Edit: Apparently /sarc was very needed here.