• nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 days ago

    A man in DC was stuck in gridlocked traffic when another motorist walks up to his window and knocks on it. He says, “Hey it seems terrorists have taken over congress and demanded one billion dollars or they’ll burn it down with everyone inside so I’m going car to car to take donations.”

    The driver replies, “Well about how much is everyone giving?”

    The other man responds, “About a gallon.”