• GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Biden was in bad shape the way that a grandpa who has been running the family hardware business for fifty years gets a little bit confused about whether or not he called the guy about fixing the leaky roof, but by God grandpa is going to be at work seven days a week selling wrenches and screwdrivers and absolutely fucking refuses to take a vacation, let alone retire, even though there are younger people who are more than ready to take over.

    Trump is in bad shape like a football player who got drafted out of high school, was hustled through his college classes on the basis of his football scholarship, and then took so many blows to the head that his brain looks like a dried lotus pod.

    Neither is good, but there is a meaningful difference.

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      24 hours ago

      Somewhat confused old statesman.

      Convicted felon rapist child predator scam artist narcissistic cuntdick hellbent on dismantling the constitution.

      Choose wisely.

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      2 days ago

      looks like a dried lotus pod

      I didn’t know what that looks like so I googled it and wow that’s basically just trypophobia fuel.