• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Hmmmmmm, well…42 years ago your mommy and your daddy decided it would be fun to have some sex. Yes. That’s real. That happened.

    Yadda yadda yadda, and now in the modern day, you have a dead end job, a family that hates you, and gas prices that never stop going up because a pedophile is president.

    But enough about that. You’re already 15 minutes late because of this traffic jam.

    Back to work, dickhead!