find some nostalgic smell to bring you back to a moment in your past.

He’s gonna bring you back to the past.

To smell all the things that smell like shitty ass.

He’d rather smell, a rotten buffalo, taking a diarrea dump in his nose!

He’d rather smell the rotten asshole, of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer!

I am the only posting in the Cleveland subs. If anyone else is from Cleveland…where the fuck you at???

Uhhhhhh, this needs more context. This could be anything from being part of the military in a war zone, to being in an abusive relationship, to being stuck in a toxic work environment, to living in the USA, to being in prison, to being tied to railroad tracks by a 1930s cartoon villain. To being tied up and tickled by Mr Tickles from the Mr Men childrens books.

What are we working with here?

Here’s my guess, and I could be completely wrong.

All the governments use 2 sets of computers. The first, is a closed network used only internally. Open source, connected as a network, but NOT connected to outside neteorks. This uses closed source OS that they themselves develop. No backdoors. Highly secured.

The second set is what you know. Windows 11, backdoors, easily spied on. Intentionally left open, because that’s their way to spy on the other countries.

They leave this open, to let themselves be spied on, so that they can spy on the other side. Neither side realizing they’re both doing the same thing, and both sides just getting mostly useless info.

Then, to throw off the trail of it being useless info, they occasionally allow a juicy bit of info into their windows computer. Just so it’s not obvious that this isn’t the real info.

I have zero evidence, and came up with this theory after reading your comment. So I could be very wrong.

Ok…but, in line with my username, I’m going to stay true to form! I shall take your reaction, which makes sense and proves a point, and I shall instead only use a small out of context portion of it as MY reply. The following series of discussion would in no way make sense, BUT don’t worry. I’ll just gas light the other person by insisting it makes total sense! And then someone will reply “Username relevant”.

“You support socialism, yet you use products of capitalism”

“YOU SHOULD PLAY BASEBALL!”

Please always keep existing. I save a lot of your posts, and share them with a woman I know. She’s not on Lemmy, and she’s had a hard life.

She always loves your posts.

Don’t give him ideas!

Where they goin??? Aw fuck it. WAIT UP GUYS!!! I’M COMING TOO!!!

He bought twitter for 43 billion dollars on a goof. To him a “pile of cash” is like 3 pennies to you.

And I’m not saying this to defend him. I’m just saying that charging him money isn’t the “gotcha!” that you think it is.

No. That was one of the things being sued over.

Subway argued in court that “Footlong” is a trademarked brand, and does not mean it’s 12 inches. Then they argued that the average consumer would KNOW this, and not be confused by these terms.

Footlong is a subway branded term for their bigger sub. Foot long is a generic term that means one foot long.

Yes, that’s real. I’m not joking. They legitimately did this. Just like Fox News argued in court that their station is NOT a news network. It is an entertainment network, presenting purely opinion based stories. As such, they have ZERO obligation for their stories to contain even a shred of truth or fact to their stories. And “Fox News” is a branded term, not relating to, or presenting factual news reports.

On a related note, would anyone like to buy “Bigger Penis Pills”? I mean, it’s just condensed sugar in tablet form. But I’ve branded it as “Bigger Penis Pills”, and selling it for $100 per pill.

New plan. Cars that run on noodles!

Wait, gas prices didn’t go up. That makes no sense…

Ok. Houses made out of noodles, and we’ll all smoke gasoline!

I like your enthusiasm, but you’re going about this all wrong.

City council refuses the permits.

Musk does it anyways.

Nothing happens.

But hey, we blocked those permits, right?

I know that look. That turtle wants to eat some pizza, and fight crime.

Justifiable reaction. That’s how I’d react too.

Call me out of touch all you want. I have big sd cards, and mp3 files. No ads. No subscriptions. No bullshit.

Because then 97% of the public wouldn’t buy it.

Push 3 degrees harder, relent 2 when there’s resistance.

Meaning, 3 steps ahead for them if there’s no resistance. 1 step ahead if there is.

Wait some time, repeat.

And you should get Seaman. Lenard Nemoy provides daily updated commentary to your journey as you talk to a fish. Comes with microphone accessory.

No, I’m not joking. That’s real. That is a game you can play on Dreamcast.