Masturbator here. Can confirm spit as lube.

Please don’t leave your dark cave.

Start furiously punching EVERYBODY

So you’re saying we got this from adopting nazi scientists in the 1940s. Instead of eliminating them

And a person with THOSE hobbies is on Lemmy??? Well I for one am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!!!

…not that shocked actually. Next you’ll tell us your linux distro, and a fight will ensue over which distro you should switch to.

How to wisely use $75.

Step 1) Send it to me.

There is no step 2.

As someone who grew up in the 80s, but never watched J.I. Joe…what?

Also, does the show actually recognize Sgt. Slaughter defecting to Iraq?

Right. Which for a paralell port, is why I said 80s.

Holy shit. Look at the connector port though! This is pre-usb, and even pre-ps2. This is like some paralell port shit from the 80s!

Not all. Just a huge chunk.

We won’t see the peak until society collapses and all the systems required to fuel that technology fall apart.

We’re currently at a point in history where scientists agree is past the tipping point for global warming, and now data centers are using obscene amounts of water to cool their AI machines.

We have unmarked “government officials”, kidnapping people off the street. Fascism is on the rise world wide.

How is this moment in time not the exact definition of what you’re describing?

I’m not saying either way what has you tired and anxious, so definately still see a doctor. But have you also considered the fact that society itself is now built on the foundation that people need to suffer for billionaires to rub their nipples? You may feel the way you do because gestures to everything all of this is fucked up.

Money.

It would probably try to poison us humans by, oh I don’t know…poisoning an entire seasons worth of crops. You know, like a famine. Except it would have to be a plant that an entire country relies on. Something like…the potato harvest in Ireland.

And if that fails, mabe a few dozen decades later, you release a pandemic with no cure. Hopefully the humans won’t develop a vaccine or anything.

He should dress up as a wolf for halloween, and then…send you photos.

2032 actually. The year of alien invasion.

The upside is, trumps home planet will finally take him back. You thought that orange skin wasn’t natural? It is. It oozes out of his pours.

I think peak was XP.

Vista was shit. 7 was alright, but not better than XP. 8 was terrible. 10 was worse than 7, but still meh. 11 is dog shit.

Actually, recent trends have shown a dramatic decrease in birth. This is why in the last 10 years republicans are trying to break roe v wade. They want more future workers to exploit.

Amen. Praise be to our savior, Sir Mix-a-lot.

Yeah, ok…but only eliminates SOME of the other industries.

For example, you wouldn’t think ad sales as a sexually abusive industry. Yet I have it on good authority that google had spez get down on his knees and take cock after cock after cock cumming in his mouth, on his face, in his eyes. And as much as he was gagging, they just kept going. Cum everywhere. Bukake ritual to seal the deal on their AI agreement.

Then angry german women in leather came in with massive strapons the size of a forearm. Ramming every inch into him. As he cried and cried, while she smacked his balls with a ping pong paddle.

What? I thought you guys always said fuck spez?