As a moderator of fuck_ai, I’m against all ai existing. As a human being with a functional brain, I’m against cybertrucks existing.

So I’m torn.

It’s why fighting fascism is like losing weight, you can’t reach a goal and stop giving a fuck, it’s a lifestyle.

Can confirm. 330lbs I said “I’ll reach 320.”

At 320 I said I’ll reach 310.

At 310 I said 300.

At 300 I said 290.

Then 280.

Then 270.

Then 260.

Then 250.

Then 240.

I went back up to 250. Oh no no no no no. Fuck that shit. I’m going to see 240. And when I do, it’ll set my sights on 230.

And when I see 230, I will hug someone. Because that will be 100lb.

Which means I’ll look to 220.

And then 210.

And 200.

I don’t know where my weight loss journey ends. I don’t know when I’ll feel at a healthy weight.

I just know I hope my journey brings me to a day when I get to punch a nazi.

Because nazi lives DON’T matter!

Aren’t you guys glad that we dismantled government regulation of businesses long ago? Now we get cars that are racist! Yaaaaaay!

clears throat

blows up a cybertruck

Ah yes. Baby spice became Teen Spice. Then College Aged Spice. Then Midlife Spice. Then Old Spice. And now she leaves behind her husband, Herb.

Actually all the Spice Girls married different guys all named Herb. That’s where the phrase “Spices and Herbs” comes from.

They’re hiding out in Minnisota.

You couldtell me one of them is dead, and I wouldn’t bat an eye in believing it.

“just following orders” wasn’t a valid excuse at Nuremberg, and it won’t be a valid excuse in 2028 in the Washington Trials.

Neither did the S.S.

A paralel that I’m sure they both openly embrace, and which is also completely lost on them.

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Dude…why are you going around fighting coat racks? You bully!

I just want to pet him right behind the ears, and spend all day with him!!!

Part of me is convinced this a joke for one guy, switching between two accounts, just laughing to himself. Like it’s some kind of inside joke. And by “inside” I mean “inside his own head”.

kicks you in the balls

Yes.

Want to be friends, but then never talk? Like ever?

Myspace servers were wiped clean about 10 years ago. I checked about 3 years ago. My profile, and all my friends profiles were gone.

It’s a music service now.

No clue about live journal. I never had one.

Oh yeah. Who can forget that water level classic, " deleted by creator ".

Oh, that DOES sound annoying! The kind of thing someone should get…punched in the face REPEATEDLY for! So…ya know…

casually walks away

Upvoted, but I’m not sure frogger counts. I haven’t heard of the other two.

“Outside? No thank you. I have warmth, and love, and HUMAN, ARE YOU MAKING MY FOOD YET??? Oh yes, and servants. I have everything I could ever want. They even clean my poop.”

"keep him, we realised a while ago we shouldn’t have gotten a pet in the first place”

Usually when someone is a bad parent, I call for them to be spayed or neutered. But how can we prevent this dipshit from ever having another pet???

I feel like that person shouldn’t be allowed to have ANY pets. You don’t just abandon animals in the street.

There needs to be a list. If you abuse or abandon animals, Andre the giant shows up and eats you.

I don’t know the logistics of how it would work, especially since Andre the Giant has been dead since 1993, but I’M STILL WORKING ON IT!!!

If they did this here, I’d just stop using bluesky. I’m 41. But I have no interest in verifying ages online. We’ve all seen how poorly companies handle intetnal security.

Just yesterday McDonalds had their entire database of applications compromised because someone tried the password 123456.

Bluesky would be dropped instantly.