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minus-squareNaich@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·12 days agoYou just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
minus-squareIWW4@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoOr you can do it like NCIS does. Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you. Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?
minus-squareNaich@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoYeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.
You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.
Or you can do it like NCIS does.
Take a cell phone camera picture and yell enhance and it will give you a details HD video and do all the counts for you.
Oh you mean we aren’t writing fiction?
Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.