All of my best material is utterly wasted on my cats because they don’t appreciate the total and utter mastery of music and language that I am deploying in their honor.
Cats’ hearing evolved to pick up and locate minuscule ultrasonic sounds. One of the tradeoffs is that it really sucks at pitch discrimination compared to human hearing; in short, your cat is, by human standards, tonedeaf.
All of my best material is utterly wasted on my cats because they don’t appreciate the total and utter mastery of music and language that I am deploying in their honor.
Ah well.
Cats’ hearing evolved to pick up and locate minuscule ultrasonic sounds. One of the tradeoffs is that it really sucks at pitch discrimination compared to human hearing; in short, your cat is, by human standards, tonedeaf.