Which solitary journalist are you referring to?

I just never miss never miss an opportunity to slap turbo onto something, as a rule.

The scientific term is Turbo Parched

25-30. I start at 25% because it’s easier for me to math in my head. I feel gross calculating how good I thought my service was or how much I think the staff deserve.

But I’m later in my life and doing okay for now. In other times, I’ve just done the math and dealt with feeling gross.

Yeah I should maybe mind it more, but I’m starved for human connection.

That is exactly how I define a great nap as an adult. The more disoriented I wake up, the better.

This could have been lifted from a Neal Stephenson book.

There’s always money in the…poorly rendered virtual banana stand in a digital wasteland

I should not be able to exercise my rights if doing so directly violates yours. I think that is at the root of a lot of law.

The cruelty is the point.

Spez thought he could make it relevant on its own before the clock ran out on the deal.

37 - “Am I nothing to you?”

Poetic as fuck

Getting punched out by an angry passenger would be gold for these people. Christians have this weird and totally unearned persecution complex (2026 suggests it has all been projection all along) that a preacher getting punched would totally feed into.

All the more if the Airline actually did something.

More data for the data monster

All the more despondency I feel being weighed, measured, and found acceptable

We’ve done beans already haven’t we?

Is this turning into a seasonal meme?

I need to step up my game.

Bold

Nature is, in fact, fucking metal.