The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoYour reward for a job well donelemmy.imagisphe.reimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1554arrow-down12
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minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·14 hours agoNever tell them how long it’s really going to take. How else will you look like a miracle worker?
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·14 hours agoAlways multiply your estimates by a factor of four. Then find the bottle of green stuff.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·13 hours ago Then find the bottle of green stuff. I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·13 hours agoWhat i was picturing lol
minus-squareQuandaleDingle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoThat shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoThat’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoMaking it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 hours agoAre you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
minus-squarevolore@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 hours agoweren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoGee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
Never tell them how long it’s really going to take. How else will you look like a miracle worker?
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
What i was picturing lol
That shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
That’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
weren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
Gee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?