Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for an undisclosed medical issue, according to a spokesperson.
The 84-year-old was admitted to a hospital Sunday morning and “is receiving excellent care,” his office said.
It wasn’t immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital.
McConnell has suffered a series of health issues in recent years and was hospitalized for eight days in February for flu-like symptoms.
Apparently his upper respiratory system was compromised by a shit blockage. The doctor explained “kissing trump’s ass for almost ten years without restraint has caused a fecal buildup that has not only blocked his nasal passages but has filled his veins with shit dust. As you know the heart has a hard time pumping shit dust instead of blood”.
*takes notes*
This WILL be on the test.