banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears
“Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!”
“please stop, I’m just hungover”
a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears
“How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it’ll arrive right when you get off of work.”
vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye
banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears
“Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!”
“please stop, I’m just hungover”
a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears
“How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it’ll arrive right when you get off of work.”
vomits again