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minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 months agoUltra-processed was designed so you can’t stop eating it.
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoImagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him
minus-squareRavenheart@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoGotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·2 months agoFunny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down3·2 months agoI don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 months agoThanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them. Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoWell, if you stop eating you die anyway!
minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoThat’s just big food propaganda
minus-squareMoffKalast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoI mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger? No? Coincidence? I think NOT!
Ultra-processed was designed so you can’t stop eating it.
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Imagine meeting your lawyer while he’s eating Doritos and then you shake hands with him
Gotta sneak a bit of that delicious finger dust.
Funny, I can’t respect a person that eats their Doritos in private fear while pretending they’re above it in public. Zero trust.
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I don’t care where your pipe is or what pipe your talking about or what pipe location even has to do with any of this, if you’re too ashamed to eat Doritos in public, you don’t deserve to enjoy them in private.
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Thanks! And you, apparently, have a pipe down, hope it’s not an important one.
Yo, Bird up!
Jokes on you, that’s the lawyer I want.
Well, if you stop eating you die anyway!
That’s just big food propaganda
I mean have you ever met anyone who’s died of hunger?
No? Coincidence?
I think
NOT!