I’m transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.
And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.
I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am
Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?
Heat from fire
Fire from heat
I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.
Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.
Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.
how I learned what the wrong amount was.
You wouldn’t share your knowledge, would you?
When it looks like its enough, its too much. If it looks like its too much, its way too much.
I understand! It’s basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it’s not enough, and when you think you have too much, it’s just enough)
I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy
Do trans men get ice magic?
Yes. Enbies get lightning magic
WHY AM I NOT IN THAT TIMELINE.
