Says a dude who will never have even a quarter of what the average baby boomer had at their age, like 7+ children, a home at 19 years old, economic stability, or at least a happy family of four without a college degree. Why? Are they smarter, work harder, or what?
Why should we listen to a dumbass who cannot make even a quarter of what any of my baby boomer grandparents made at your age, one had 7 children, the other 10, and one of them didn’t go to college? Both are obsessed with the Bible. Both have massive homes and had a life full of activity and ignorant happiness with their children.
What about you? You keep crying about not being able to afford the Steam Machine. RAM memory. Housing. Rent. Healthcare. Videogames at their normal price. Enough protein, meat, good food. Going out to the cinema anytime you wanted, any restaurant. A home at 19 years old like the average baby boomer did, instead, the average American Citizen is getting their first home at 54 years old today. The fertility rate went from 7+ to 1.5, and it isn’t because of the lies the Jeffrey Epstein Class told you, like blaming women getting jobs and becoming independent, or that this economical gap is normal.
You are just a moron who benefits the Jeffrey Epstein Class by trying to distract people with Dr. Fauci. You want people to keep looking sideways instead of up.
Your president is a pedophile, and him and his family and every single one of his followers will pay for the great amount of pain and suffering you’ve brought upon innocent people for so long. Being anonymous in the Internet won’t protect you anymore. It’s so easy to spot insane dipshits like you in real life, and open their heads to the truth.
At the end of the day, is it thanks to your friction and stupidity that democratic socialists like Zohran Mandami and Claire Valdez are conquering your country from within. You will have free healthcare, affordable housing and more education whether you like it or not. People like Zohran will be your future president.
You are a broke pedophile apologist who spends his days commenting pro-MAGA retarded shit online instead of spending time with your friends or your children. You’re already dead. Why should we listen to you at all, y’know?
My new copypasta thanks bro, the fact you are UPVOTED for writing a literal fanfiction about my real life when you have absolutely no idea who I am and my circumstances is fucking hilarious (who the absolute fuck wants that piece of shit Steam Machine LOL)
People truly place their delusions over reality on here lmfao “This guy is genuinely mentally insane typing an essay of literal nonsense, but he hates those people and that poster who I hate too… so I’ll upvote him anyway in agreement YEAH!”
Also you failed the test I literally spelled out for you:
can’t wait for you to emotionally jump on my comment with zero counter arguments as you’re unable to refute anything I’ve said <3
So explain to me why would I respond to any part of your strawman schizobabble when you have failed to address my original argument, Fauci tried to force these useless dangerous ‘’‘vaccines’‘’ that everyone with our eyes open back then knew were bullshit FROM DAY 1 and here he is 6.5 years later terrified to answer questions about how he knew all along and was actively dismissing evidence of them being bullshit
It’s so weird how all of us who never took that shit are all still alive and totally fine today, compared to the massive rise of ‘died suddenly’ videos whilst they were actively being pushed on people…! “We’re just not sure what’s causing this!” on the news for years XD
I don’t live in america you brainless ape, you must genuinely fantasize these fanfictions about people you don’t know so frequently that you now instantly believe the drivel you write lmfaooo
Did I say you were? You are clearly fucking retarded. You are just boring future fertilizer. You sound and behave like the average MAGA does, no matter which country you’re from, that shit is global.
Ah wait, it’s you again. I thought you were the user who posted the meme, that’s what I saw at the top first. Nevermind. I already know you are an European MAGA, probably one who watches Asmongold, you sound as gross and pathetic as him, lmao.
You are so fucking mad, lmfao. No amount of money will fix how boring and mediocre you are. You are just a modern slave who is not getting paid what they are truly worth. They already bought your loyalty and submissiveness, for only 66k a year, bro. You are cheaper than a prostitute in Las Vegas.
Epic argument bro, same guy who confidently writes such incorrect easily verifiable shit like:
Did I say you were? You are clearly fucking retarded.
Without a single thought in his head, you are that confident about everything you are objectively incorrect about
Keep calling me mad while you type up novels of fake fanfictions of my life (then edit them 15 minutes later still thinking about it because it’s that serious to you XD) and attempt to ‘beat’ those strawmen arguments declaring victory over it, you’re so SMART ! ! !
If Capitalism or Trump love you so much, how come he is not giving you even a quarter of what the average baby boomer had at your age yet? Statistics do not lie. If you’re actually an outlier, why are you here instead of spending time with your children? We should just eat you and return everything you stole from the working class back.
You do not hate the Jeffrey Epstein Class, you benefit and support it by attacking people like Dr. Fauci. You want to help them distract people with nonsense, so they can continue raping and bombing children. If that’s not your goal, it is what you are doing, regardless, so. Lock in, you moronic MAGA. You are going to hell automatically for helping pedophiles.
To be honest, it’s better for me to leave people like you in the darkness. Keep blaming Dr. Fauci and keep hunting innocent people down. It was thanks to people like you that most of my republican relatives died to Covid because they said the exact same shit as you. Covid was good for that only: at killing a bunch of stubborn ignorant republicans who think they knew better than thousands of doctors around the globe.
You are still a proud and loud antivaxxer in 2026, to be honest, I don’t need to do anything. You will get yourself killed and that’s fine, it’s your choice. I took the vaccine and I am still waiting to die as retards like you told me I would, but it’s been 6 years, I am currently learning how to create MetaHumans in Unreal Engine 5.8, and my English grammar is still superior than yours, and I am just a Mexican who has never visited the USA. Your brain is mush and filled with paranoia, making up nonsense about “suddenly died” videos and what not just to hype yourself with lies.
You are already food for worm. You have nothing of value to offer to humanity. You are boring, broke, and also evil and stupid. You are trash, and people deserve better than trash. People need to take the trash out and fix their country already. Or do not, so numbers like these can stay the way they are:
During Covid:
US - 3,596 deaths per million with a population size of 335 million.
Mexico - 2,605 deaths per million with a population size of 130 million.
China - 85 deaths per million with a population size of 1.42 billion, 4x times the US’, which should’ve been harder to administrate or manage, but they did it efficiently anyway.
Which seems more responsible there? And by A LOT.
Every year, to general conflict (rates per 100,000 inhabitants):
US - 20,000± people - rate of 5.7 due to its population size.
Mexico - 30,000± people - rate of 24.85.
China - 7,157 people - rate of 0.502, incredibly impressive for a country 4x times the size in population.
UK - 684 people - rate of 1.14.
Canada - 874 people - rate of 2.27.
My favorite, this one always makes Americans go “no way that’s true. But the way they treat gays over there!!!”
Saudi Arabia - 285 people - rate of 0.795.
Qatar - 2 people - rate of 0.074
Syria - 463 people - rate of 2.07
Which are safer? Qatar, China and Saudi Arabia.
Now, according to World Population Review, Our World Data, the UN and more regarding wealth inequality, the higher the number, the worse (Gini coefficient, 0 would mean everyone has the exact same amount of cash, so, expect it to be a minimum of 20~):
South Africa - 63.0
Brazil - 51.6
Zimbabwe - 50.3
Mexico - 43.5
US - 41.8
China - 35.7
UK - 32.4
Japan - 32.3
Sweden - 31.6
Iraq, bro - 29.8
Norway - 26.9
United Arab Emirates - 26.4
India - 25.5
Slovakia, the lowest, most “communist one” as Americans say - 24.1
Couldn’t find the Gini for Saudi Arabia, but I am sure it’s similar to its neighbors, which dingle around the mid 20s or low 30s.
TLDR; Keep being yourself. It’s exactly Americans like you that are helping Socialism win. You are so fucking stupid, you cannot even make a quarter of what any of my baby boomer grandparents made at your age. And you still support and benefit the people who stole your potential away. You already lost.
Ah lovely the spergout meltdown supreme I ordered has finally arrived
So much random projection from you LOOOL, let’s see antifakevaxxed and proud for not failing that IQ test (still not dead like you said I would be XD) unlike you who fell due to peer pressure, don’t live in america, live in a 2 bedroom terraced house I 100% own, work as a programmer making £66k/year (be sure to let me know your fake wage of $500k a year) whilst entirely sitting at home riling you nerds up on the side, also got a low 6 figure amount currently chilling in my bank account and not even entering my 30’s for another couple years lmfao
Looks like I already WON ! GL with the cartel in your “first world country” that you’ll never move out of, GG !
Also feel free to report and get me banned for calling you a sperg idc I peeped my head into this irrelevant website and could not give a fuck less about my account on this shithole, you are typing up a storm not even realizing what I’m doing hahahaaaaa can’t make this shit up, imagine S T I L L truly thinking the covid vax was normal holy fuckballs, enjoy the remainder of your permadelusion existence with a sombrero on top
You are a pristine example of a ‘tolerant left’ specimen who would headshot me with a rifle if he had the chance simply for disagreeing with him, look how fucking ANGRY you are at me for no reason hahaaa (YOU MUST AGREE WITH ME NOW OR UR SUPER EVILZ!!!), now be sure to type up another fantasy land fanfic about my life sounding like a total lunatic to anyone remotely sane (aka next to nobody on this website LMFAO)
Just know that everything I say can be proven in this place called REALITY, unlike all of your little fantasies that are only believed by the other lost dwellers of this website that nobody uses (I sure wonder why that is!) especially compared to real places like modern Twitter where people from both sides are free to discuss reality (and one side seems to always destroy the other so overwhelmingly to the point of them running off to sites like BlueCry since they can only ‘succeed’ via silencing the oppresses with the same rules this site has LMAO)
You are still nowhere close to what the average baby boomer had at your age. You don’t even have a happy family of four yet, and you’re about to enter your 30s, which is already too late to reproduce. The chances of bearing a child with disabilities increase significantly after you turn 30. Clock is ticking, you fatty lonely incel.
You are still more broke than both of my grandparents were, especially the one with no college title, who babbles about how important the Bible is all day. His massive ass 2-story home is in a >1200m2 land, with 6+ bedrooms, 1 guest room, 1 room for the nannies that took care of his 10 children, 3 backyards, one is inside and it’s like a zen garden with a 2-story fountain filled with exotic fish. They spent their time traveling around the world, buying a ton of trinkets and statues from Asia and Africa, including illegal rhino tusks. Marble floor, a pool, multiple lands they own and currently rent and I will inherit some, so I don’t really have to work, but I do anyway, I am also a software engineer, currently working with Unreal Engine 5.8, learning how to use MetaHumans. Already learnt how to make my own GOAP, Utility, FSM, all that. Already learnt 3D modeling, animation, and so on. I am having fun learning with all this free time I got.
And the best part is that I don’t have to worry about being eaten by the angry mob like you will be :)
You are still a boring and mediocre person. No money will change that. You will still be someone who benefits the Jeffrey Epstein Class, by getting paid a small percentage of what you’re truly worth. Your entire purpose in life is to help pedophiles rape children with your work and submissive personality. You are a fucking loser, lmfao
Just look at how angry you are, how little you care about people. You are already dead and rotten inside. Listing your bank account balance and house specs in an argument on a website you ‘don’t care about’ is severe insecurity. You look like an absolute clown who didn’t get what he wanted in life, so he has to come here and “hurt” random strangers online to feel some kind of power or whatever, but the fact is, is that you are still a massive fucking loser. You just got put in your fucking place by a random Mexican from one of the poorest cities in Mexico. That is fucking pathetic, lmao, you are nothing but future food for worms.
Did the lack of vaccines make you dumber or something? It seems like it did. You still cannot make more than any of my religious baby boomer grandparents. Why?
YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE <THIS> BECAUSE… BECAUSE… IN MY FANTASY YOU DON’T!
YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE <THIS> BECAUSE… BECAUSE… IN MY FANTASY YOU DON’T!
YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE <THIS> BECAUSE… BECAUSE… IN MY FANTASY YOU DON’T!
YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE <THIS> BECAUSE… BECAUSE… IN MY FANTASY YOU DON’T!
YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE <THIS> BECAUSE… BECAUSE… IN MY FANTASY YOU DON’T!
That’s your entire argument within every single post of your schizo babble fanfiction nonsense
You are making up shit about me over and over and over whilst genuinely trying to portray yourself as some sane guy higher than myself, then ‘beating’ that strawman you just invented and declaring victory
As you target me with shit you don’t even know is true or not
I have said NOTHING about you personally
Dumbest fucker on this platform award goes to you sir! Congrats on never addressing a single one of my points
Listing your bank account balance and house specs in an argument on a website you ‘don’t care about’ is severe insecurity.
HAHAHAAAAA, you’ve just self-reported yourself to the extreme lmfaooooo congrats buddy!
Dude, if you had a happy family of four, or even 1 child, you’d not spend your time coming to “websites like this” to argue with random people like a retarded rabid teenager. You’d be spending it with your children. At your age, mid 20s or whatever, both of my grandpas were already going for their fourth or fifth child. They lived with more joy and happiness than you did. Why aren’t you?
Or are you saying you do have a family, and this is how those poor children’s dad behaves like? Someone should take those children away. You do not deserve to reproduce!
Now you’re using my own insults. You lack so much creativity, lol. You are running out of ammo. I am winning :3! 🤏🫵🏿😂🤡
If you ever reproduce (God spare us), do not vaccinate your children. Let them get DTaP, MMR, IPV, Hepatitis B, PCV, Hib, Varicella or Rotavirus. After all, you are a very intelligent software engineer who somehow knows more than millions of doctors and virologists around the globe, right? Let Darwin babysit your children for you
Says a dude who will never have even a quarter of what the average baby boomer had at their age, like 7+ children, a home at 19 years old, economic stability, or at least a happy family of four without a college degree. Why? Are they smarter, work harder, or what?
Why should we listen to a dumbass who cannot make even a quarter of what any of my baby boomer grandparents made at your age, one had 7 children, the other 10, and one of them didn’t go to college? Both are obsessed with the Bible. Both have massive homes and had a life full of activity and ignorant happiness with their children.
What about you? You keep crying about not being able to afford the Steam Machine. RAM memory. Housing. Rent. Healthcare. Videogames at their normal price. Enough protein, meat, good food. Going out to the cinema anytime you wanted, any restaurant. A home at 19 years old like the average baby boomer did, instead, the average American Citizen is getting their first home at 54 years old today. The fertility rate went from 7+ to 1.5, and it isn’t because of the lies the Jeffrey Epstein Class told you, like blaming women getting jobs and becoming independent, or that this economical gap is normal.
You are just a moron who benefits the Jeffrey Epstein Class by trying to distract people with Dr. Fauci. You want people to keep looking sideways instead of up.
Your president is a pedophile, and him and his family and every single one of his followers will pay for the great amount of pain and suffering you’ve brought upon innocent people for so long. Being anonymous in the Internet won’t protect you anymore. It’s so easy to spot insane dipshits like you in real life, and open their heads to the truth.
At the end of the day, is it thanks to your friction and stupidity that democratic socialists like Zohran Mandami and Claire Valdez are conquering your country from within. You will have free healthcare, affordable housing and more education whether you like it or not. People like Zohran will be your future president.
You are a broke pedophile apologist who spends his days commenting pro-MAGA retarded shit online instead of spending time with your friends or your children. You’re already dead. Why should we listen to you at all, y’know?
My new copypasta thanks bro, the fact you are UPVOTED for writing a literal fanfiction about my real life when you have absolutely no idea who I am and my circumstances is fucking hilarious (who the absolute fuck wants that piece of shit Steam Machine LOL)
People truly place their delusions over reality on here lmfao “This guy is genuinely mentally insane typing an essay of literal nonsense, but he hates those people and that poster who I hate too… so I’ll upvote him anyway in agreement YEAH!”
Also you failed the test I literally spelled out for you:
So explain to me why would I respond to any part of your strawman schizobabble when you have failed to address my original argument, Fauci tried to force these useless dangerous ‘’‘vaccines’‘’ that everyone with our eyes open back then knew were bullshit FROM DAY 1 and here he is 6.5 years later terrified to answer questions about how he knew all along and was actively dismissing evidence of them being bullshit
It’s so weird how all of us who never took that shit are all still alive and totally fine today, compared to the massive rise of ‘died suddenly’ videos whilst they were actively being pushed on people…! “We’re just not sure what’s causing this!” on the news for years XD
Oh god now theres another one.
Wait…
Why are you comparing me to that fucking MAGA, dude?
I don’t live in america you brainless ape, you must genuinely fantasize these fanfictions about people you don’t know so frequently that you now instantly believe the drivel you write lmfaooo
Did I say you were? You are clearly fucking retarded. You are just boring future fertilizer. You sound and behave like the average MAGA does, no matter which country you’re from, that shit is global.
Uhh let’s see
Nice one dumbass
Then what does this make you then LOOOL, can’t even remember shit he typed hahaaaa goldfish memory?
Ah wait, it’s you again. I thought you were the user who posted the meme, that’s what I saw at the top first. Nevermind. I already know you are an European MAGA, probably one who watches Asmongold, you sound as gross and pathetic as him, lmao.
You are so fucking mad, lmfao. No amount of money will fix how boring and mediocre you are. You are just a modern slave who is not getting paid what they are truly worth. They already bought your loyalty and submissiveness, for only 66k a year, bro. You are cheaper than a prostitute in Las Vegas.
MONEY MONEY MONEY I HAS MONEYS
Epic argument bro, same guy who confidently writes such incorrect easily verifiable shit like:
Without a single thought in his head, you are that confident about everything you are objectively incorrect about
Keep calling me mad while you type up novels of fake fanfictions of my life (then edit them 15 minutes later still thinking about it because it’s that serious to you XD) and attempt to ‘beat’ those strawmen arguments declaring victory over it, you’re so SMART ! ! !
If Capitalism or Trump love you so much, how come he is not giving you even a quarter of what the average baby boomer had at your age yet? Statistics do not lie. If you’re actually an outlier, why are you here instead of spending time with your children? We should just eat you and return everything you stole from the working class back.
You do not hate the Jeffrey Epstein Class, you benefit and support it by attacking people like Dr. Fauci. You want to help them distract people with nonsense, so they can continue raping and bombing children. If that’s not your goal, it is what you are doing, regardless, so. Lock in, you moronic MAGA. You are going to hell automatically for helping pedophiles.
To be honest, it’s better for me to leave people like you in the darkness. Keep blaming Dr. Fauci and keep hunting innocent people down. It was thanks to people like you that most of my republican relatives died to Covid because they said the exact same shit as you. Covid was good for that only: at killing a bunch of stubborn ignorant republicans who think they knew better than thousands of doctors around the globe.
You are still a proud and loud antivaxxer in 2026, to be honest, I don’t need to do anything. You will get yourself killed and that’s fine, it’s your choice. I took the vaccine and I am still waiting to die as retards like you told me I would, but it’s been 6 years, I am currently learning how to create MetaHumans in Unreal Engine 5.8, and my English grammar is still superior than yours, and I am just a Mexican who has never visited the USA. Your brain is mush and filled with paranoia, making up nonsense about “suddenly died” videos and what not just to hype yourself with lies.
You are already food for worm. You have nothing of value to offer to humanity. You are boring, broke, and also evil and stupid. You are trash, and people deserve better than trash. People need to take the trash out and fix their country already. Or do not, so numbers like these can stay the way they are:
During Covid:
Which seems more responsible there? And by A LOT.
Every year, to general conflict (rates per 100,000 inhabitants):
Which are safer? Qatar, China and Saudi Arabia.
Now, according to World Population Review, Our World Data, the UN and more regarding wealth inequality, the higher the number, the worse (Gini coefficient, 0 would mean everyone has the exact same amount of cash, so, expect it to be a minimum of 20~):
TLDR; Keep being yourself. It’s exactly Americans like you that are helping Socialism win. You are so fucking stupid, you cannot even make a quarter of what any of my baby boomer grandparents made at your age. And you still support and benefit the people who stole your potential away. You already lost.
Ah lovely the spergout meltdown supreme I ordered has finally arrived
So much random projection from you LOOOL, let’s see antifakevaxxed and proud for not failing that IQ test (still not dead like you said I would be XD) unlike you who fell due to peer pressure, don’t live in america, live in a 2 bedroom terraced house I 100% own, work as a programmer making £66k/year (be sure to let me know your fake wage of $500k a year) whilst entirely sitting at home riling you nerds up on the side, also got a low 6 figure amount currently chilling in my bank account and not even entering my 30’s for another couple years lmfao
Looks like I already WON ! GL with the cartel in your “first world country” that you’ll never move out of, GG !
Also feel free to report and get me banned for calling you a sperg idc I peeped my head into this irrelevant website and could not give a fuck less about my account on this shithole, you are typing up a storm not even realizing what I’m doing hahahaaaaa can’t make this shit up, imagine S T I L L truly thinking the covid vax was normal holy fuckballs, enjoy the remainder of your permadelusion existence with a sombrero on top
You are a pristine example of a ‘tolerant left’ specimen who would headshot me with a rifle if he had the chance simply for disagreeing with him, look how fucking ANGRY you are at me for no reason hahaaa (YOU MUST AGREE WITH ME NOW OR UR SUPER EVILZ!!!), now be sure to type up another fantasy land fanfic about my life sounding like a total lunatic to anyone remotely sane (aka next to nobody on this website LMFAO)
Just know that everything I say can be proven in this place called REALITY, unlike all of your little fantasies that are only believed by the other lost dwellers of this website that nobody uses (I sure wonder why that is!) especially compared to real places like modern Twitter where people from both sides are free to discuss reality (and one side seems to always destroy the other so overwhelmingly to the point of them running off to sites like BlueCry since they can only ‘succeed’ via silencing the oppresses with the same rules this site has LMAO)
You are still nowhere close to what the average baby boomer had at your age. You don’t even have a happy family of four yet, and you’re about to enter your 30s, which is already too late to reproduce. The chances of bearing a child with disabilities increase significantly after you turn 30. Clock is ticking, you fatty lonely incel.
You are still more broke than both of my grandparents were, especially the one with no college title, who babbles about how important the Bible is all day. His massive ass 2-story home is in a >1200m2 land, with 6+ bedrooms, 1 guest room, 1 room for the nannies that took care of his 10 children, 3 backyards, one is inside and it’s like a zen garden with a 2-story fountain filled with exotic fish. They spent their time traveling around the world, buying a ton of trinkets and statues from Asia and Africa, including illegal rhino tusks. Marble floor, a pool, multiple lands they own and currently rent and I will inherit some, so I don’t really have to work, but I do anyway, I am also a software engineer, currently working with Unreal Engine 5.8, learning how to use MetaHumans. Already learnt how to make my own GOAP, Utility, FSM, all that. Already learnt 3D modeling, animation, and so on. I am having fun learning with all this free time I got.
And the best part is that I don’t have to worry about being eaten by the angry mob like you will be :)
You are still a boring and mediocre person. No money will change that. You will still be someone who benefits the Jeffrey Epstein Class, by getting paid a small percentage of what you’re truly worth. Your entire purpose in life is to help pedophiles rape children with your work and submissive personality. You are a fucking loser, lmfao
Just look at how angry you are, how little you care about people. You are already dead and rotten inside. Listing your bank account balance and house specs in an argument on a website you ‘don’t care about’ is severe insecurity. You look like an absolute clown who didn’t get what he wanted in life, so he has to come here and “hurt” random strangers online to feel some kind of power or whatever, but the fact is, is that you are still a massive fucking loser. You just got put in your fucking place by a random Mexican from one of the poorest cities in Mexico. That is fucking pathetic, lmao, you are nothing but future food for worms.
Did the lack of vaccines make you dumber or something? It seems like it did. You still cannot make more than any of my religious baby boomer grandparents. Why?
That’s your entire argument within every single post of your schizo babble fanfiction nonsense
You are making up shit about me over and over and over whilst genuinely trying to portray yourself as some sane guy higher than myself, then ‘beating’ that strawman you just invented and declaring victory
As you target me with shit you don’t even know is true or not
I have said NOTHING about you personally
Dumbest fucker on this platform award goes to you sir! Congrats on never addressing a single one of my points
HAHAHAAAAA, you’ve just self-reported yourself to the extreme lmfaooooo congrats buddy!
MUH GRANDPARENTS OWNED FIVE HOUSES
Dude, if you had a happy family of four, or even 1 child, you’d not spend your time coming to “websites like this” to argue with random people like a retarded rabid teenager. You’d be spending it with your children. At your age, mid 20s or whatever, both of my grandpas were already going for their fourth or fifth child. They lived with more joy and happiness than you did. Why aren’t you?
Or are you saying you do have a family, and this is how those poor children’s dad behaves like? Someone should take those children away. You do not deserve to reproduce!
God you’re so fucking boring, hey hold this for me real quick
Now you’re using my own insults. You lack so much creativity, lol. You are running out of ammo. I am winning :3! 🤏🫵🏿😂🤡
If you ever reproduce (God spare us), do not vaccinate your children. Let them get DTaP, MMR, IPV, Hepatitis B, PCV, Hib, Varicella or Rotavirus. After all, you are a very intelligent software engineer who somehow knows more than millions of doctors and virologists around the globe, right? Let Darwin babysit your children for you