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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·7 days agoI say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 days agoAnd just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
minus-squarehuppakee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 days agoI’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 days agoSpread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
minus-squarematlag@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoI hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!
minus-squareEnekk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoApparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I bet there’ll be more than enough people willing to shit on his grave
I’ll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul.
I hope your aim is good. That’s a tiny target!
Apparently a brick in the mouth is what’s needed to prevent vampires from rising again. Or maybe a blade over the neck. Honestly, let’s compile a complete list and try them all just to be sure.