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50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool
25% chance: bunch of yubikeys
10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg
100% chance: human corpse
10% chance: somehow another human corpse
Ooo, double loot!
Debt
Roll against your intelligence to prevent debt assumption
Good joke, many laughs.
A dead body.
“It’s weird to get two dead bodies off this guy, but I’m not complaining.”
Don’t forget those maggots. Players gotta eat.
Not exactly a farm-able loot table, but here’s what taking down a warp core gets you:
- Antimatter
- Coolant
- Dilithium crystals
- Isolinear chips
- Fusion chamber schematic
Warp core also deals 5,000,000 damage in a 10km radius, upon death. So you get to enjoy those spoils for about a femtosecond.
An LCD sound system CD.
The collected works of Jrrr Tolkien
A collection of keys you don’t remember having, or what they’re for
A lingering sense of dread over whether you fed the cats
Maybe poop. I heard that people poop when they die
Ennui.
i’m imagining it appearing as a purple wisp in my inventory
Nothing so thrilling as a purple wisp. More like a lumpy, grey ooze.
Probably a few petabytes of DDR5…
LFG - MrLLM speedclears monk prio - no rangers no necros
Diseased meat.
Anxiety and depression.
100% lighter 100% keffiyah 60% joint 25% cup of coffee 0.1% 1/2 litre of home made ice-cream
Wow, the drop rate on that ice cream is terrible. It would be a waste of time to farm you.
Unless…
Dairy farming seems like hard work.
- Skateboard
- MP3 Player
- iPhone 5s
- Pack of Xylitol Gum
- Extra Spicy Eyedrops
3 bags of soylent
gameboy-shaped candy tin, half full of nicotine pouches
a wallet full of library cards
little red songbook 1923 edition (used)
A single rib and nothing else.
Wow, that’s a blast from the past! I haven’t seen I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka! in decades!
Chris Rock had quite the journey from “one rib” to being slapped by will smith.
- Insulin
- Sourdough Starter
- An SSH private key that might come in handy later
